8 things you said to your kids this week that maybe other parents did not say to their kids.
1. Zachary, why is your hair all... blue?
2. So what you're telling me is that you had the ball of the blue silly putty in your hand, then you decided to lay down with your head propped on your hand but you neglected to put the silly putty down before that? Is that what you're saying? Really?
3. Seriously? That's silly putty in your hair? SERIOUSLY?!!?!?!
4. Oh for the love go upstairs and get in the shower while I Google "what will get silly putty out of hair."
5. Hey Zack, how would you feel about some WD-40 in your hair? I'm guessing it will burn. It might eat some skin off too.
6. Ok, fine. No WD-40. Let me see what else the internet has to say.
7. Zack, we don't have any baby oil, which the internet says might work, but I have this really old foot massage oil. Let's give this a try.
8. Wow! It actually worked! I'm sorry you smell like feet and old people, but at least your hair isn't blue anymore.
4. Oh for the love go upstairs and get in the shower while I Google "what will get silly putty out of hair."
5. Hey Zack, how would you feel about some WD-40 in your hair? I'm guessing it will burn. It might eat some skin off too.
6. Ok, fine. No WD-40. Let me see what else the internet has to say.
7. Zack, we don't have any baby oil, which the internet says might work, but I have this really old foot massage oil. Let's give this a try.
8. Wow! It actually worked! I'm sorry you smell like feet and old people, but at least your hair isn't blue anymore.
P.S. I could not make this stuff up if I tried. And the really old foot massage oil did work like a charm.
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