Occasionally, ok, ONCE when I couldn't think of anything interesting to blog about, I Googled "blog post ideas" and decided I would write about the least worst one.
I chose "write a blog post about current news happenings."
Since no one actively criticized and/or stopped following me after that, I decided to do it again.
Hey, there's only so much original content left in the world, people.
Last time, I got my news stories from CNN.
This time, my news sources were a bit more... diverse.
Here we go.
Maine to legalize switchblades for one armed people. Well, it's about time, Maine.
Norwegian boy saves sister from Moose attack using World of Warcraft skills. There is nothing I could say about that to make it any better.
Sony CEO says Nintendo devices are "babysitting tools." Two words: Hell. Yeah.
5 reasons to see Thor this weekend. Really, I'm only interested in number one. And I don't even really like blondes that much. Mmmmmm... Vikings.....
Man lives off beer only for Lent. Best. Sacrifice. Ever. I'm totally going to a) become Catholic and b) do this next year for Lent. Or maybe just for the hell of it.
Is bacon cologne proof that America's love affair with with the breakfast favorite has gone too far? Well, yeah. Personally, I love bacon flavored... er, scented men. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom...
How to get drunk in the healthiest way possible. With illustrations! In case you're too drunk to read.
And there you have it, folks.
News, mj style.
You can thank me later.
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