Today's To Do List On This, My Last Day Off Work Before Christmas. UPDATED!

1. Get off the computer.
2. Bake my infamous Lemon Drop Cake for RJ's Christmas party.
3. Bake my infamous Rum Cake for RJ's Christmas party.
4. Drink.
5. Make my infamous potato salad for RJ's Christmas party (recipes to come, someday). 
6. Finish my shopping.
7. Take zj shopping so he can choose a gift for cj.
8. Wrap my presents.
9. Laundry, 4 loads.
10. Drink.
11. Feed the children, probably more than once.  Pesky little buggers just HAVE to eat ALL THE FLIPPIN' TIME.
12. Bathe the children.
13. Clean the house.
14. Shop for Christmas dinner (I'm thinking sandwiches).
15. Drink.
16. Pay some bills, so my house does not get repossessed.  Do they repossess houses?  How does that work?  Do they just come and un-build it?
17. Sleep.

I may never see you again.  After I finish all this and resurface, I expect it will be sometime in 2012, and since the world is ending then anyway, what's the point.  Goodbye, cruel world.

OK FOLKS - IT IS AFTER 7PM.  HERE'S WHERE WE STAND:

1. Get off the computer. Did that, but I'm back on.  I'll give that one a half a point.
2. Bake my infamous Lemon Drop Cake for RJ's Christmas party. Check.
3. Bake my infamous Rum Cake for RJ's Christmas party. Check.
4. Drink. Check.
5. Make my infamous potato salad for RJ's Christmas party (recipes to come, someday).  Check.
6. Finish my shopping. Oh, good grief.  Who made this unreasonable list anyway?
7. Take zj shopping so he can choose a gift for cj. Done.  Great story.  Somehow he talked me into a variety of things. He promised me all his money to pay for them, someday when he is a grownup.
8. Wrap my presents.  Not.  But I have procured RJ's promise of help on this later.
9. Laundry, 4 loads. Laundry, 2 loads.
10. Drink. Done.
11. Feed the children, probably more than once.  Pesky little buggers just HAVE to eat ALL THE FLIPPIN' TIME.  Does in count that Zackie picked some old popcorn up off the floor at Target and ate it?  If so, check.
12. Bathe the children.  Done.
13. Clean the house. Well, RJ vacuumed the entire house, but I did nothing.  Plus it sort of freaked me out that he vacuumed before I dusted, because EVERYBODY knows you dust first.  Ok, we'll give that one half a point.
14. Shop for Christmas dinner (I'm thinking sandwiches). Ok, I'm thinking Papa John's.
15. Drink. All set here.
16. Pay some bills, so my house does not get repossessed.  Do they repossess houses.  How does that work?  Do they just come and un-build it?  I've never really liked this house anyway.
17. Sleep. Someday...