Oh, fiddlesticks.

Zj: "MAMA!!!!  I spilled something!"

Cj:  "Oh shit."

Me:  "Cj, shit isn't a very nice word.  Can you think of something else you could say instead?"

Cj, thinking hard: "Ummmmm.... Oh, fiddlesticks?"

Where do kids come up with this shit, anyway?  Oh, I have a pretty good idea where he got "oh, shit."  It's "Oh, fiddlesticks" that I'm not so sure about.

I'm going to blame Mickey Mouse.