Adjectives.

My sis B called me this afternoon.

B:  "I have something important to tell you."

Me: "OK, go for it."

B: "Well, according to Mama, who heard it from D (our brother-in-law), girls are maturing faster now than they ever have."

Me: "Umm, ok.  Good to know."

B: "And there's more.  It's because of all the adjectives in food nowadays.  At least that's what your Mother said that D said."

I knew those adjectives were bad news.  I prefer a good adverb any day.