A public service announcement. Brought to you by ice.

Just a little heads up here, people.


If your parents are crazy enough to buy a fridge that has the freezer on the bottom


AND


If you decide, even though your Mama told you not to, to get an ice cube to eat,


AND


If you grab it and stick it directly to your lip,


WHEN


You pull it away from your lip,


It will bleed.


A lot.


This is a public service announcement.


Thank you for your attention.