Sometimes I forget who I am. But not in a Lifetime movie kind of way.

As I have mentioned a time or two, I work a retail job with somewhat long, variable and unpredictable hours.  I am also a Mama to two wonderful boys, both under the age of 4, and wife to a wonderful husband, who occasionally also behaves as though he is under the age of four who is the love of my life.

All these things, coupled with a house, a car or two, and a desire to occasionally sleep make it hard to remember ME, sometimes.  What I like.  My hopes and dreams.  You know, all that new age-y crap that is designed to help "find yourself."

So, I thought, what better way to find me again than by taking an internet personality test?

Obviously, these things are 100% accurate, right?

So anyway, I answered a series of questions and truthfully as possible, clicked the little "Submit Answers" button, and got this:

You are a cautious realist.

Your attention to detail, appreciation of how things function,  and awareness of the world around you make you a REALIST.

Routines are reassuring to you—you feel safer and more at ease when sticking with familiar things.

You like to stay close with those around you, seeking comfort from familiar faces.

You are interested in processes—how things work, what they do, and why—not just how things look.

Sometimes you doubt that you can find solutions to  problems, although you have a good sense of why things happen, and can use that knowledge to find the best way  to do something.

You are down to earth, concerned more with practical, detail-oriented things than with dreamy or ambiguous ideas.

You have a good sense of your abilities and weaknesses, and don't let your ego get in your way.

Your independent streak allows you to make decisions efficiently and to trust your instincts

You are balanced in your approach to problem-solving, not letting your emotions hold you up.

You much prefer to have time to plan for things, feeling  better with a schedule than with keeping plans up in the  air until the last minute. Your decisions are well thought out, and you're not the least bit impulsive.

Never one to be found in chic boutiques or trendy clothing stores, you take an extremely practical approach to getting dressed.

Generally, you believe that you control your life, and that external forces only play a limited role in determining what  happens to you.

Being independent, practical, and somewhat guarded with others makes you CAUTIOUS.

You tend to keep to yourself, wary of trusting others with personal information.

The values that you hold are central to your identity— you are a very principled person.

You have respect for the natural order of things, and a good sense of right and wrong.

Investigating the world through observation, as opposed  to interaction, is preferable to you.

You have an appreciation for those who have attained a  certain level of accomplishment, particularly the rare few  who have succeeded honestly.

You are efficient—when you work with others, you get down to business, and fulfill your obligations.

You sometimes wish that others would be more like you —less hindered by their emotions, more respectful, and more private.

Ok, so basically, I am an OCD, non-risktaking, boring, poorly dressed, emotionless, unfriendly, stubborn, brutally honest control freak who really shouldn't leave the house much.

Well, I coulda told ya that.