It's raining pee in my house. So I thought I'd make chicken and dumplings for dinner.

So, a couple of days ago, I noticed a small water spot on the ceiling in my kitchen.  Which is directly below the master bathroom (this will become an important detail later).  A few days passed, it seemed to dry up, and since we have been having monsoon-like weather, I didn't think anything else about it.  Until today, when ZJ interrupted my facebook session found me while I was folding laundry and said "Mama, it's raining in the kitching!!!"  (He has some trouble pronouncing anything that ends in the "n" sound, by the way.)  Sure enough, it was, and it was raining... pee.

Long story short, I called RJ at work, because I can't deal with plumbers, and the Plumbing Doctor will be here first thing next week.  At which point, RJ and I will have to learn how to repair our ceiling.  Good times ahead.  Below, you can see my super-fancy pee catching system:

By the way, this has absolutely nothing to do with chicken and dumplings, but that IS what's for dinner.  If I'm feeling crazy, I'll post the recipe later.